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Deep Shower Thoughts | Part 7

Best first: Why is "tasty" a compliment and "smelly" an insult?
 
     
In the final analysis, nobody alive is completely useless because they’re producing carbon dioxide that plants need to grow.

Break a pencil and you’ll have two pencils. Break a pen and you’ll have zero pens.
Could be that Earth is a gigantic man-eating creature that somehow managed to convince us that burying our dead in the ground is the thing to do.
Maybe little girls are given teddy bears to be conditioned to like their hairy, short and fat partners when they grow up.
Will some future archaeologist dig out the Disney World and assume it’s a temple of some bizarre mouse worshipping cult?
Putting zombies on treadmills would provide a wonderful source of green, sustainable energy.
I myself have never been to India, China or Bangladesh. But roughly 70 percent of all my belongings have.
It is impossible to dig half of a hole.
If you were born butt first, there was a brief moment when you wore your mom as a hat.
When a doctor takes a sickie, does he have to bring in a doctor's note to their boss?
When we go jogging, we dress in a specific way to stop people from thinking we are just running away from or trying to catch something.
Sleeping is everybody’s biggest addiction.
We say "ladies and gentlemen" starting with ladies first – whereas the phrase "boys and girls" starts with boys.
How many miles did I already scrolle with my finger on the mouse wheel?
Why can’t you unselect a floor in a lift after you've pushed the button?

A bed is basically a shelf for the body.
If you have drug addicts for neighbors, every mosquito could be a dirty needle.
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