The best "Yo Momma" jokes
A small note to start with: It is NOT OK to use yo mama jokes,
hilarious as they are, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody really wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
If it's friends
and popularity you're after, better try treating others as you
yourself would like to be treated and don't do things to them
you wouldn't want to have done to you.
give out will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!
Your mother is so ugly,
your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her
Your mom is so ugly, people break into her house
just to close the curtains.
Every time your dog farts in the car, yo mama
rolls up the windows.
Yo mama is so fat she falls from both sides of the bed.
What is the difference between your mom and an elephant?
Your mom works in prison as punishment.
Your mom yells from the toilet: "Hey everyone, I’m a 3D printer.”
When yo mama steps on the scale, it says "Only one person at a time please“.
When your mom farts, even the skunks outside have problems breathing.
Yo mamma is so fat – when she gets into a lift it only goes down.
Why can't your mother die?
She is so fat, Death can't get to her.
Yo mama is so fat she has to put a “Detour” sign around her neck when she
goes out for a walk.
Yo momma is so fat, I made a picture of her last Easter and it’s still
When I see yo mama, I feel pretty again.
NASA called. Your mother is taking us out of Sun's orbit.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls on her back, she’s still the same height as
is so ugly she once threw a boomerang and it refused to come back to her.
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