A stick is just a stick when you’ve unstuck it from a tree.
Feet smell and noses run.
If you live in the US, the driveway to your house is one way or other
connected to everyone else’s driveway.
Is the dog fetching the stick for you just because he thinks you love
If I touch my phone in the right places, someone comes and brings me a
We all have puke in our stomachs.
What if your dog realized you contain loads of bones?
You know that moment when you’re in the shower and it suddenly hits you,
oh no, if something terrible were to happen right now, I’d have to run
From the viewpoint of chairs, humans are mainly butts.
The first parents ever to have identical twins must have been really
The Titanic’s sinking was a true miracle to the lobsters in the
Youngest person alive – that must be a world record that gets broken the
If every person on Earth blinked at the same time, nobody would ever
Nutella’s greatest achievement was successfully convincing people that
chocolate is a good idea for breakfast as long as you put it on bread.
If I think and dream in my voice, could it mean that my dog thinks in
his own barks?
I wonder on how many animals’ backs did we humans have to jump until we
found that horses are OK with it.
Anything in America is within walking distance – it only depends on how
much time you have.
When you clap, you hit yourself repeatedly because you like it.
I’d love to know how the phrase “when the shit hits the fan” came into
being – with dates, names and pictures.
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