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Birthday Jokes and Wishes

Best first: Happy birthday to you. May you become so old that your driving will scare others.
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Birthday Jokes and Funny Birthday Wishes

Son, happy birthday to you. Now you are an adult and can take care of your own life and determine what is best for you. At least until you are married.

Boyfriend: How come you didn’t get me a present for my birthday?!
Girlfriend: Well, you did tell me to surprise you.
Who's there?
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday. Soon you can laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.
From a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.

Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake."
Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.
Thank you for your birthday wishes on Facebook. Who are you by the way?
You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from your orthopedist.
Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it tomorrow.
Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo

Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already brought me a lot of money.
Really? You play so well?
Not at all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.
I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk and I’ve just eaten the cake.
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