Birthday Jokes and Funny Birthday Wishes
birthday to you. Now you are an adult and can take care of your own life and
determine what is best for you. At least until you are married.
Boyfriend: How come
you didn’t get me a present for my birthday?!
Girlfriend: Well, you did
tell me to surprise you.
Abby Birthday to
Happy Birthday. Soon you can
laugh, sneeze, cough and pee at the same time.
a certain age, birthdays are like a reverse countdown.
Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat
a birthday cake."
Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.
Thank you for your birthday wishes on Facebook. Who are
you by the way?
You know you are getting old when you start getting birthday cards from
Honey, you really don’t have to do the dishes on your birthday. Do it
Your upcoming birthday reminds me of the
words of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo
Thank you, grandpa. The violin you gave me for my last birthday already
brought me a lot of money.
Really? You play so well?
all. But mom and dad give me money to stop playing.
I wanted to make you a rum cake for your birthday. But now I am drunk
and I’ve just eaten the cake.
Birthday Jokes and Birthday Wishes