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Funny Cross the Road Jokes

Best first: Why did the chicken cross the road three times?

Because his suspenders got caught around the light post.
    
 Funny cross the road jokes

Why did the chicken - or others? - cross the road?

 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To visit the village idiot.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yo mamma: (burps discreetly) What chicken?
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because it got run over half-way.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chuck Norris: If you saw me coming, you’d have crossed that road too.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it saw yo mama approaching.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

CIA: Give us fifteen minutes with the chicken and we’ll tell you.

Why did the deer cross the road?

To dent our bumpers and provide a nutritious meal.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it got stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: So, shall we cross?

The other shakes his head: No way, look at what happened to the zebra.

Why did the redneck cross the road?

To eat the run over chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road?


To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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It was trying to kill itself.
Why did the geeky guy cross the road?

He had heard there were a lot of chicks on the other side.

Why did the duck cross the road?

The chicken had a day off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get out of Kentucky.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Well, if the road won’t cross the chicken, the chicken must cross the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the road was too long to walk around it.
Why did the fox cross the road?

It had heard about the chicken.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?

Because he’s not a chicken.
 Why did the chicken cross the road?

Bill Clinton: I have not had sex with this chicken!

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Why did the duck cross the road?

It thought it was a chicken.
How did the dead chicken cross the road?

In a KFC take-away bucket.
 Why did the lettuce cross the road?

Because it was green.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

To visit the family.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it is the 21st century and any chick is free to act as they desire.
Why didn’t the roast chicken cross the road?

It didn’t have the guts anymore.
 Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the traffic light was green.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

It thought it was a good idea at the time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

The time was ripe.
Why didn’t the schizophrenic cross the road?

He couldn’t make up his minds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

The police representatives have stated that as an investigation of the event is still underway, they will not be issuing any specific information as to the chicken’s intention, medical status or whereabouts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was free range.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove it wasn’t a chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?

To get out of the barking lot.
Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it knew North Korea’s long-distance missiles won’t reach that far.
Why did the hippo cross the road?

To visit the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the kindergarten playground?

To get to the other slide.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

I’m sure it had its reasons.
Why did the woman cross the road?

Who cares, how did she get out of the kitchen is the important question!
Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

Just needed to stretch its legs.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
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To get to the dark side.
Why didn’t the bike cross the road?

It was two-tired.
Why did the one-armed guy cross the road?

To visit the second hand shop.
Why didn’t the ghost cross the road?

It had no body to go with.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

All his friends were doing it…
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Prove to me it wasn’t a goose!
Why did the cat cross the road?

Because her owner told her not to do it.
Why did the blind man cross the road?

He was following his seeing-eye chicken.



 
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