Ear doctor to a blonde: "Could you please put a hand over your other ear?
The sun is quite blinding."
One blonde to the other: "Shall I tell my parents that I am adopted?"
Why did God create blondes?
So there’d be somebody to fetch
Why did God create brunettes?
Because the blondes were
failing at it miserably.
How do you confuse a blonde?
That is impossible. They're
already born that way.
A blonde girl says to her friend, "I think Bill is cheating on me. I'm no
longer even sure the kids are mine."
Why was the blonde
running in circles around her bed?
She was trying to catch up on her
A blonde girl comes to the emergency room with burns
on both ears and says, “Doctor, I was totally lost in thoughts and my phone
rang and I picked up a hot iron instead.”
The doctor wonders, “And
what happened to the other ear?”
The blonde girl replies, “Well I had to call my boyfriend to take me to
A guy is telling a brunette some blonde jokes. Finally she interrupts him
and says, “It’s really funny and everything, but I’m actually a blonde, I’ve
been dyeing my hair for years.”
“Oh”, hesitates the man, “um, should I start over and talk very, very
One shark says to the other: “I ate a diver last
week. I’m still sick from all the plastic.”
The other shark waves a
fin: “That’s nothing. I ate a blonde last week. She was such an airhead I
still can't dive.”
A blonde goes to court. Eventually the
judge says: “I hereby declare the case closed. There is not enough evidence
that you stole the 10000 US$.”
The blonde is thrilled: “Gosh, so
does that mean I can keep the money?”
Why do women have
blue spots around their navels sometimes?
Because there are also
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?
A: Grade five.
Why would it take too long to build a blonde snowman?
You would spend too much time hollowing out the head.
Do you need to keep a blonde girl busy for days? Give her a paper with
"please turn over" written on both sides.
One blonde asks
another: “How come the meteorites always manage to land in craters?”
Two blondes are talking, “Did you know that Christmas will be on Friday this
“Oh hell, not Friday the 13th I hope!”
A blonde comes to her office in a terrible state, crying…
is concerned and asks what happened.
“My dad just died!” sobs the
“That is terrible, Sandy, you know, you should go home and
take the time for yourself.”
The blonde agrees and goes home.
The next day she’s kind of fine – until mid-day when she’s all in tears
“What’s wrong?” asks the boss.
unbelievable,” wails the blonde, “I’ve just spoken to my brother – and his
dad just died too!”
What does a fox do when he steps into a trap?
He bites off one leg
and is free.
What does a blonde fox do when he steps into a trap?
He bites off 3 legs and is still trapped.
How do you
keep a blonde busy for hours?
Just put her in front of a mirror and have her play "Stone, paper,
of Blonde Jokes