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Best first: You’ll never guess whom I saw the other day!
[No idea]
Every person I looked at!
    
 Best puns double meaning jokes

Pun intended.

 
When does a car stop being a car?
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The second it turns into a driveway.
A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles please"
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Butcher: "Me too"

Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“
 
Mom: „No honney, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“
It’s not nice making fun of fat people.
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They’ve got enough on their plates as it is.
Once you contract an infection of the bladder, urine trouble.
Why did the balloon go near the needle?
 
He wanted to be a pop star.

Would you mind if I took a picture of you naked?
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Sure, why not – if it isn’t too cold for you here?
Doctor: You're obese.

Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.

Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.
A patient sobs to his doctor: “I feel like a pair of curtains!”

Doctor: “Well pull yourself together man!”

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