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Best first: You’ll never guess whom I saw the other day!
[No idea]
Every person I looked at!
 Best puns double meaning jokes

Pun intended.

When does a car stop being a car?
The second it turns into a driveway.
If you spent your day in a well, can you say your day was well-spent?

Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“
Mom: „No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“
My socks got really holy. I can only wear them to church.
A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.

His condition is now stable.
Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a pop star.

I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but I guess my plans were foiled.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.
A patient sobs to his doctor: “I feel like a pair of curtains!”

Doctor: “Well pull yourself together man!”

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