When does a car stop being a car?
The second it turns into a
A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles please"
Butcher: "Me too"
Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“
„No honney, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“
It’s not nice making fun of fat people.
They’ve got enough on their
plates as it is.
Once you contract an infection of the bladder, urine trouble.
Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a
Would you mind if I took a picture of you naked?
Sure, why not
– if it isn’t too cold for you here?
Doctor: You're obese.
Patient: For that I definitely want a second
Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work
for a calendar company.
A patient sobs to his doctor: “I feel like a pair of curtains!”
Doctor: “Well pull yourself together man!”
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