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Best first: You’ll never guess whom I saw the other day!
[No idea]
Every person I looked at!
 Best puns double meaning jokes

Pun intended.

When does a car stop being a car?
The second it turns into a driveway.
A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles please"
Butcher: "Me too"

Daughter: „Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?“
Mom: „No honney, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!“
It’s not nice making fun of fat people.
They’ve got enough on their plates as it is.
Once you contract an infection of the bladder, urine trouble.
Why did the balloon go near the needle?
He wanted to be a pop star.

Would you mind if I took a picture of you naked?
Sure, why not – if it isn’t too cold for you here?
Doctor: You're obese.

Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.

Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.
A patient sobs to his doctor: “I feel like a pair of curtains!”

Doctor: “Well pull yourself together man!”

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