Kids jokes | Part 1
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they were throwing them, they’d break!
A prisoner is finally released, after many years in jail. He stands at the
pavement, yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him
happily and joins, “I’m four! I’m four!"
Mother is waking her son: “Paulie, come, wake up, you have to go to school.”
“Aw mom, just a bit more sleep, please.”
“No, it’s really high time, now
“But I don’t want to. The children annoy me and the teachers are
a complete pain!”
“Stop it, now. Get up and off to school with you!”
“Mom, give me two good reasons why I should go to the stupid school.”
“Paulie, first of all, you’re 45, and second, you’re the headmaster.”
What is the strongest creature in the world? The snail. It carries its whole
house on its back.
Dad on the last day of school: So, where’s your school report, my boy?
Tom: Sorry, I’ll bring it a day later.
borrowed it to Kevin because he wanted to scare his parents.
Teacher to Paul: “Wake up, Paul! You can’t sleep in class!”
teacher: “I could actually, it’s just that you’re a bit loud.”
Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”
“Oh, and how many do you still have left?”
Why does the giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its feet smell
Four elephants go for a walk on a stormy day. They only have
one umbrella between them. How come they none of them get wet?
did anybody say it was raining?
Teacher asks the student: “Why are you so late?!”
Student: “Well I
was crossing the road and suddenly it says “School ahead, go slowly!”
Q: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A: Hey, looking sharp today!
Where do pencils spend their vacations?
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: It wanted to go to the
Little Kenny is about to have a big test and his father says: “You better
study real good boy, ‘cause if you don’t pass that test, you can forget that
you’re my son!”
The next day Kenny comes home and his dad asks him
how he did in the test.
Kenny looks at him and says, “And who are
Q: How does a celebrity stay cool?
A: By keeping close to his fans.
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