Our cute jokes are really funny.
Why did the donut visit the dentist?
To get a new filling.
How did the bunny rob a snowman?
He took out his hair dryer and
said: Give me that carrot!
Why did the bee marry?
He’s finally found his honey.
“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”
“The dog, the dog’s brother,
the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.”
Why does it suck to be a penguin?
even when you get angry, you still look cute.
evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire.
been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault
only worsens when the darkness sets in.
appear. Little Johnny swears: “These darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even
brought lanterns with them to find us!“
What is black – white – black – white – black – white?
rolling down a mountain!
What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?
that sucks blood from your knees.
“Sir, you cannot fish here!”
“Don’t worry, I’m not fishing, I’m just
teaching my worm to swim.”
Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
Because pepper water would make
A little boy visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows.
The next day one of the cows runs away and grandpa is really upset about
“Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says the boy helpfully, “she can’t have
gone very far with an empty tank.”
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
You stick with me and I
will take you places!
Why did the
shark keep swimming in circles?
It had a nosebleed.
What happens when a cop gets into bed?
He becomes an
“Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!”
“Please just stay away
from my laptop grandma!!!”
Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?
He was trying to
find Winnie the Pooh.
Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”
“Oh, and how many do you still have left?”
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