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 Cute Jokes

Our cute jokes are really funny.

 
Why did the donut visit the dentist?
 
To get a new filling.

How did the bunny rob a snowman?

He took out his hair dryer and said: Give me that carrot!
“Name me five different animals, Johnny.”
 
“The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.”

Why does it suck to be a penguin?
 
Because even when you get angry, you still look cute.
What is black – white – black – white – black – white?

A penguin rolling down a mountain!
What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?

A creature that sucks blood from your knees.

“Sir, you cannot fish here!”

“Don’t worry, I’m not fishing, I’m just teaching my worm to swim.”
Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
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Because pepper water would make them sneeze.
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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You stick with me and I will take you places!
Why did the shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a nosebleed.
What happens when a cop gets into bed?
 
He becomes an undercover cop.
“Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!”

“Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!”

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?
 
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”
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“Ten years.”
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“Oh, and how many do you still have left?”
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