Are people saying you’re short? They’re really saying it’s a pity
there isn’t more of you.
It will be super easy for those born in the year 2000 to state their
Do vampires drink blood in order to get vitamin D because their
vampirism doesn’t allow them to go in the sun which would produce vitamin D?
What if humans are the true pets and cats have trained us to give them
food and scratch them?
“Where are you?” is a question that’s never been asked in sign language.
My lips don't touch when I say the word 'touch'. My lips do touch when I
say the word 'separate'.
My right elbow is and will remain untouched by my right hand.
Every single thing in this world is either a motorbike or not a
Will lots of fat friends make me look thinner?
Prunes are dried-up plums. So prune juice doesn’t really exist.
People laugh that an elephant would be scared by a mouse. But think how
most people react to spiders.
Firetrucks should really be called watertrucks.
Belt is the most disgusting item of clothing. People always touch it
right after they’ve used the bathroom, but nobody ever washes it.
Why does every numeric keypad contain a Num Lock?
I’ve never come across a situation where I would benefit from turning
off my numeric pad…
Why can’t we have toothpaste in soap dispensers?
Maybe the reason you think your washing machine is only eating single socks is
that you wouldn’t really notice if it ate a whole pair.
No-one has ever been in an empty room.
The feeling when your socks are soaking wet must be similar to what it feels
like for a cat to get its fur wet.
Every 130 years, the Earth is inhabited by a totally new set of humans.
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