Legal notice Privacy

Just Shower Thoughts | Part 5

Best first: Why do we say tuna fish and not dog mammal?
Nothing is on fire. It is fire that is on things. And you can put fire out by putting the right things on fire.

What if every country has its own ninjas but we only know about the Japanese ninjas because they are the worst?
Is there another term for ‚thesaurus‘?
Horror movies become much less scary when you support the bad guy.
Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.
Do you look up sometimes and watch the stars? Well who is to say you aren’t looking down at the stars with only gravity holding you back from the fall into the abys?
Flushing in public toilets should be done by a foot pedal.
I’m more careful driving my car when there’s food on the passenger seat than when there is a human being.
History is a sequence of firsts. The first guy to crap in a toilet, the first person to make mac ‘n cheese, the first person to enjoy bacon.
The answer to the question if the glass is half full or half empty depends on whether the glass has just been filled up or emptied.

A cold seat in a public restroom is unpleasant. But a warm seat in a public restroom is worse.
Hunger is simply a side effect of food withdrawal.
Next Part
Best Shower Thoughts

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10

See also: Fun Facts

Do you like our jokes?

Check out all our funny categories:

New Jokes

Top 100 Funny Jokes

One Liners

Hilarious Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes

Kids Jokes

Fun Facts

Marriage Jokes

Redneck Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes

Funny Riddles and Answers

Dad Jokes

Funny Quotes

Best Puns

Little Johnny Jokes

Cute Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Clean Jokes

Blonde Jokes

Funny Sayings

Funny Pick Up Lines

Fart Jokes

Bad Jokes

Sarcasm / Black Humor

Shower Thoughts

Pirate Jokes

Practical Jokes

Cross the Road Jokes

Geek Jokes


Birthday Jokes

Chemistry Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Thanksgiving Jokes

Dog Jokes

Cat Jokes

 Do you know a good joke?
Please submit it here:

Security question:
What do you see on the pictrues?

UP to the top of the page
Press Ctrl + D on your keyboard (Mac: Command + D) to add to your bookmarks.