Chat up lines that are either quite smooth or such that you'll probably never want to use. Here you find
one, whatever your needs - silly, cheesy, corny, dirty or nerdy? Pickup lines
No seriously, if you do use some of these pick up lines, be advised, you
are doing so at your own risk - and that risk might be, in some
considerable! Good luck!
I wish you could have my eyes. Then you could see how incredibly gorgeous
Excuse me, you seem to have
something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.
an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became
Do you believe in love at
first sight, or should I walk by again?
Your hand looks so
heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
I’m sorry, you owe me a drink. [Why?] You see, when I looked at you, I
Pick a random number between 1-10….. You loose, now give me a kiss!
Did you just fart? I am just asking because you really blew me away!
Do you care for raisins? OK, what about a date then?
this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?
Ooh you seem like you'd fit perfectly in my co-driver seat!
Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think
Wow, you must be a real dictator because I’m experiencing an uprising.
I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
I'm no photographer, but I picture us together.
If I were a traffic light, I'd turn red
every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.
Are you Wi-fi? [no] That’s funny, because I feel like I’m really connected
Hey, did you buy those pants on sale? Cuz at my place they're 100% off!
You’re a real health hazardj. You’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes
Are you a fisherman?
You seem a real catch.
I seem to have lost my telephone number. Do you think I could have yours?
My friends bet me that I wouldn't get to start a conversation with the most
beautiful girl here.
Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
I was so struck with you that I ran quite hard
into that wall over there. So I’ll need your name and number for the
Roses are red, bananas are yellow – do you want to go out with a really nice
Could you step a bit further away from the bar please? You’re melting all
It’s not your breasts I’m staring at. I'm staring at your heart.
You look so familiar… didn't we go to the same class at school? I could
swear we had chemistry.
Excuse me, were you talking to me? [No] Oh
well, you can start now.
Please call me Jack, but you can actually call me anytime.
Tada, I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
Oh wow! Are those real?
Let me read you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on
the palm.] There you go. Your future is clear.
You: Do you have a map?
Her: No, why?
Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
How come you’re here? Who’s guarding the Heaven now?!
Are you a camera? Because every time you look in my direction, I just have
Would you kiss a strange guy? [No] Oh alright, well then, hi, my name
If I were to follow you home,
would you keep me?
Can you please give me your number? I’d
like to call you and apologize for my intrusion.
to America, how free are you tonight?
I’m sorry, were you
talking to me? No? And would you like to?
I’m no weatherman but I think you can definitely expect quite a few inches
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cannot hold it back.
I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have
I have a telepathic watch
and they’re telling me you’re not wearing any panties. (But I am wearing my
panties!) Oh! Damn, that thing‘s an hour fast.
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