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Funny and cheesy pick up lines

Best first: Could you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.
 
 Funny pick up lines

 

Chat up lines that are either quite smooth or such that you'll probably never want to use. Here you find one, whatever your needs - silly, cheesy, corny, dirty or nerdy? Pickup lines for anybody.

 

No seriously, if you do use some of these pick up lines, be advised, you are doing so at your own risk - and that risk might be, in some cases, considerable! Good luck!


Ooh you seem like you'd fit perfectly in my co-driver seat!

Excuse me, you seem to have something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You’re a real health hazard, you’re so sweet you’ll be giving me diabetes soon.
Pick a random number between 1-10….. You loose, now give me a kiss!
Do you care for raisins? OK, what about a date then?
Does this cloth also smell like chloroform to you?
Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think I’m cute.
Wow, you must be a real dictator because I’m experiencing an uprising.
I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?
I'm no photographer, but I picture us together.
Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.

If I were a traffic light, I'd turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.
Hey, did you buy those pants on sale? Cuz at my place they're 100% off!
I seem to have lost my telephone number. Do you think I could have yours?
My friends bet me that I wouldn't get to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Shall we buy some drinks with their money?
I’m sorry, you owe me a drink. [Why?] You see, when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
I was so struck with you that I ran quite hard into that wall over there. So I’ll need your name and number for the insurance company.
Could you step a bit further away from the bar please? You’re melting all the ice.
It’s not your breasts I’m staring at. I'm staring at your heart.
You look so familiar… didn't we go to the same class at school? I could swear we had chemistry.
Excuse me, were you talking to me? [No] Oh well, you can start now.
Please call me Jack, but you can actually call me anytime.

Tada, I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
Oh wow! Are those real?
Your hand looks so heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Let me read you your fortune. [Take her hand and write your phone number on the palm.] There. Your future is clear.
Did you just fart? I am just asking because you really blew me away!
I'm not trying to impress or anything, but... I'm Batman!
You: Do you have a map?
 
Her: No, why?
 
You: Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
How come you’re here? Who’s guarding the Heaven now?!
Are you a camera? Because every time you look in my direction, I just have to smile.
Would you kiss a strange guy? [No] Oh alright, well then, hi, my name is...
 Wow, you have fantastic genes, they're just screaming for reproduction!
If I were to follow you home, would you keep me?
Can you please give me your number? I’d like to call you and apologize for my intrusion.
Between 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? And would you like to?
I’m no weatherman but I think you can definitely expect quite a few inches tonight.
Do you know anything about statistics? I thought I’d flip a coin, what do you think are the odds of me getting a head?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just cannot hold it back.
I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.
Excuse me, I have this here telepathic watch and they’re telling me you’re not wearing any panties. (But I am wearing my panties!) Oh! Damn, that thing‘s an hour fast.




 
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