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Best Knock Knock Jokes!

Best first: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gorilla! Gorilla who? Gorilla me a burger or three!
    
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Knock Knock jokes for kids (and adults)

 

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An extraterrestrial.

Extraterrestrial who?

What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-

Moooooo!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The door.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Double.

Double who?

W!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

No-one.

No-one who?
(Remain silent)

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?

Leaf!

Leaf who?

Leaf the house, you’re not the owner anymore!

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