Cool and Funny Sayings
Amusing sayings, humorous quotes, funny proverbs, phrases, slogans, smart remarks for any
occasion, witty wisdoms for fun and reflection.
My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether
they like it or not.
It is important to make breaks between individual exercises. I personally
stick to breaks of about 3-4 years.
Sometimes I drink water - just to surprise my liver.
Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common.
Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that
you get in real trouble.
Of course I have a talent. I'm really good in bed. Sometimes I sleep more
than 9 hours in one go.
"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego
and jump down to your IQ level."
According to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella.
... and out of the chaos, a sentence came to me:
"Laugh and be happy, it
could be worse!"
... and so I laughed and was happy and it really became
If you had to decide between a diet and a piece of
chocolate, would you prefer dark, white or milk chocolate?
Organized people are simply too lazy to search for stuff.
A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years, surviving just
fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.
My relationship is like an iPad.
I don't have an iPad.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
If I can still lie on the ground without having to
hold myself, I'm not drunk.
Do people talk about you behind
your back? Simply fart.
They say every piece of chocolate
you eat shortens your life by 2 minutes. I did the math. Seems I died in
As long as cocoa beans grow on trees,
chocolate is fruit to me.
There are people who are a living proof that total brain failure does not
always lead to physical death.
When somebody doesn’t get
I’m sorry, I have neither the patience, nor the
coloring crayons to explain this to you.
Finally, the spring is here!
I'm so thrilled I wet my plants.
If you’re having a bad day, remember some adults wear braces.
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