Good Old Dad Jokes
Son: "Is this insecticide good for mosquitos?"
Dad: "Not at all, it
“I’ll call you later!”
“Please don’t do that. I’ve always asked you
to call me Dad!”
Did you hear the joke about the elephant in the elevator? No? Me neither, I
took the stairs.
Dad to his son: "I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and
"Daughter to her dad: "What is it?"
Dad: “It” is a pronoun.
You: “So, dad, I was thinking…”
and I wondered what that
high-pitched grinding sound was!”
Would you like to hear a construction joke?
Well I’m still
working on it.
"We drove past a city cemetery and my dad remarked, “Do you know why I
can’t be buried here, boy?”
“Because I’m still alive.”
Dad: I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.
Dad, I’m hungry!”
“Oh hello Hungry, I’m Dad!”
“And I’m really Dad.”
Daughter: “How do I look, daddy?!”
Dad: “With your eyes,
Yo Dad, what’s up?
Dad, I’m cold!
Go to the corner, son, there’s 90 degrees.
Stop whining, you will never be the man your mother is."
Father: Do you know the joke from the 3rd floor?
Father: Me neither, I was on the 2nd floor at the time.
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