Good Old Dad Jokes
Son: "Is this insecticide good for mosquitos?"
Dad: "Not at all, it
“Can you put the cat out, please?”
“Why, is it on fire?”
Did you hear the joke about the elephant in the elevator? No? Me neither, I
took the stairs.
Dad to his son: "I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and
You: “So, dad, I was thinking…”
and I wondered what that
high-pitched grinding sound was!”
Dad: I love my rock-hard, honed six-pack so much I protect it with a
good layer of lard."
"We drove past a city cemetery and my dad remarked, “Do you know why I
can’t be buried here, boy?”
“Because I’m still alive.”
Dad: I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.
Dad, I’m hungry!”
“Oh hello Hungry, I’m Dad!”
“And I’m really Dad.”
Daughter: “How do I look, daddy?!”
Dad: “With your eyes,
Yo Dad, what’s up?
Dad, I’m cold!
Go to the corner, son, there’s 90 degrees.
Stop whining, you will never be the man your mother is."
"Dad you look tired."
"Oh, you mean the dark circles under my eyes?
Those are the shadows of my great deeds."
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