I’ve got a problem for your solution.
The leading source of
computer problems is computer solutions.
Go bungee jumping. Your life started with a malfunctioning rubber, so it’s
only right it should end that way, too.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.
War never decides who is right. War only decides who is left.
If pro is the opposite of con, what would then be the opposite of progress?
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus
stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
In books, there hides great knowledge; knowledge is power; power corrupts;
corruption is a crime; crime doesn't pay... basically, if you keep on
reading, you’ll end up a beggar.
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
say crime doesn’t pay. So does my current job make me a criminal?
If you have been struck by a headache, follow
the instructions on the aspirin bottle:
KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
us has the capacity to light up a room. Some when they enter, others when
they leave it.
Pity there’s no gym for your face.
Dental-Chair Revelation: Once you have your mouth open, dentists lose the
ability to ask questions with a simple yes or no answer.
You can go anywhere you like; you must only look serious and carry a
It may seem like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems
If you’re using the phrase "easy as taking
candy from a baby", try taking candy from a baby.
first five days after the weekend are the toughest.
No, I don't read. The letters get really repetitive
after a while.
Love life self-help:
Oh come on Amor, that's enough man. Give me the
arrow and I'll do it myself!
takes 20 years for a liberal to turn into a conservative, without having to
change a single idea.
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