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Cute Jokes Part 2

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One day, fridges will take their revenge. They will burst into your bedroom in the middle of the night, switch the light on, stare at you for a few minutes and then leave.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
 
Her pupils got out of control.
Why did the bee have sticky hair?
 
Because he was using a honey-comb.
Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?”
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“Ten years.”
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“Oh, and how many years do you still have left?”
How to make an egg giggle?
 
Tell it a yolk.
What to call a bear who’s lost all its teeth? – A gummy bear!
What bird is the strongest lifter?
 
A crane.
What did mama broom say to baby broom?

Time to go to sweep, baby.

What gives us milk and has one horn?

A milk truck.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?

Iva.
Iva who?

Iva craving for cookie. Get baking!
When can you be sure a snail is lying to you?
 
When he says he’s not home.
Q: Which flower is the most talkative?
 
A: Tulips, of course, they can’t keep those lips shut!
Q: Why couldn't the pony sing his baby a lullaby?

A: She was a little hoarse.
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Who!

Who, who?

What are you, an owl?!
Q: What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney?

A: "Hey, you’re way too young to smoke."
Two friends are talking, one says: “Man, I fell off a thirty-foot long ladder yesterday.”

“Oh no, dude, are you alright?!” inquires the other one, shocked.

“Yeah, I’m OK, I was only on the second rung then.”
Knock, Knock.
 
Who’s there?
 
Repeat.
 
Repeat who?
 
Who! Who! Who!
How does a monkey ring the doorbell?
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King Kong! King Kong!
How to measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don’t have feet.
Knock, Knock
 
Who’s there?
 
Harry!
 
Harry who?
 
Harry up, it’s really cold outside!

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