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Funniest jokes, quotes and sayings:
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my
pillow was gone.
sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
A man asks a
farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field
instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even
catch the 4:11 one.”
Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says
to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to
take his bike away.
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a
What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food
Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush
for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it
wasn't in the bathroom.
Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what
happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
“Darling, I'm sorry but I
just didn’t like it. It was too scratchy. After all those years, I’ve
gotten used to the toilet paper.”
Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?
Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?
Doctor: Because you came in
through the window instead of the door.
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