Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the
Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past
the time I got a new keyboard.
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don’t work.
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out
of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can’t stop thinking about that
tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.
“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”
“Oh come on. You just want
to get me to bed.”
“And smart, too!”
Q: What do politicians and diapers have in common?
A: Both should be
changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to
Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space?
To avoid scenarios like:
"Houston, we have a problem!"
"What is the problem?"
"Yeah, great, pretend
like you don’t know what I’m talking about!"
What would you call a very funny mountain?
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