Legal notice Privacy
 

Jokes Top 100 | Part 4

Best first: Why do women live on average two years longer?
-
Because the time they spend parking doesn’t count.

Funny Jokes

31

Patient: Doctor help me please, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get this intense stinging in my eye.
 -
Doctor: I suggest you remove the spoon before drinking.

32

Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo.

Men 1952: I just fixed the roof.

Men 2017: I just shaved my legs.
33

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”

One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!”

So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?”

That’s about as far as I remember.
34

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
35

The inventor of AutoCorrect is a stupid mass hole. He can fake right off.

36

A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face.

37

A police officer stops a car.
 
Officer: “Your driver’s license please.”
 
Driver: “I’m really sorry, I forgot.”
 
Officer: “At home?”
 
Driver: “No, to do it.”
38

Why is women’s soccer so rare?
-
It’s quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
39

I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the teabag out of the vodka bottle.

Next Part
Funniest jokes of all times

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10

See also: New jokes


Do you like our jokes?





Check out all our funny categories:


New Jokes

Top 100 Funny Jokes

One Liners

Hilarious Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes

Kids Jokes

Fun Facts

Marriage Jokes

Redneck Jokes

Yo Mama Jokes

Funny Riddles and Answers

Dad Jokes

Funny Quotes

Best Puns

Little Johnny Jokes

Cute Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes

Clean Jokes

Blonde Jokes

Funny Sayings

Funny Pick Up Lines

Fart Jokes

Bad Jokes

Sarcasm / Black Humor

Shower Thoughts

Pirate Jokes

Practical Jokes

Cross the Road Jokes

Geek Jokes



Specials:

Birthday Jokes

Chemistry Jokes

Christmas Jokes

Dog Jokes

Cat Jokes



 
 Do you know a good joke?
Please submit it here:



Security question:
What do you see on the pictrues?






 
UP to the top of the page
 
Press Ctrl + D on your keyboard (Mac: Command + D) to add short-funny.com to your bookmarks.