Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the
Washington Monument. I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but
it was very nice of them.
What do you get when you cross-breed a cow and a shark?
don’t know, but I wouldn't enjoy milking it.
Dentist: "You need a crown."
Patient: "Finally someone who
Two flies are sitting on a pile of dog poop. One suggests to the other:
“Do you want to hear a really good joke?”
The other fly replies: “But
nothing disgusting like last time, I’m trying to eat here!”
once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed
by a man. But hell does that burn!
A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is
acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the
mug! He only leaves the handle!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is
weird. The handle is the best part.“
I heard women love a man in uniform. Can’t wait to start working
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate
What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!
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