11. Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."
cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.
What do you get when you cross-breed a cow and a shark?
don’t know, but I wouldn't enjoy milking it.
I'd like to buy
a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?
Two flies are sitting on a pile of dog poop. One suggests to the other:
“Do you want to hear a really good joke?”
The other fly replies: “But
nothing disgusting like last time, I’m trying to eat here!”
once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed
by a man. But hell does that burn!
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman
drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"
man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
When my wife
starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can
see there's no domestic violence going on.
At a first date:
He: “I work with animals every day!”
how sweet! What is it that you do?”
He: “I’m a butcher.”
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