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Jokes Top 100 | Part 2

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11

Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
 
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."


12

Some nice Chinese couple gave me a very good camera down by the Washington Monument. I didn’t really understand what they were saying, but it was very nice of them.
13

What do you get when you cross-breed a cow and a shark?
 
I don’t know, but I wouldn't enjoy milking it.
14

In a boomerang shop: "I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

15

Two flies are sitting on a pile of dog poop. One suggests to the other: “Do you want to hear a really good joke?”

The other fly replies: “But nothing disgusting like last time, I’m trying to eat here!”


16
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!

17

In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull’s testicles.
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One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: “Funny, why are they so small today?”
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The waiter: “Today, sir, the bull won.”

18

"Mom, where do tampons go?"

"Where the babies come from, darling."

"In a stork???!!!"
19

Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a passionate kisser…

What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for food remains!


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