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Jokes Top 100 | Part 2

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11. Police officer: "Can you identify yourself, sir?"
 
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yes, it's me."


12

My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

13

What do you get when you cross-breed a cow and a shark?
 
I don’t know, but I wouldn't enjoy milking it.
14

I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away?

15

Two flies are sitting on a pile of dog poop. One suggests to the other: “Do you want to hear a really good joke?”

The other fly replies: “But nothing disgusting like last time, I’m trying to eat here!”


16
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places where you want to be kissed by a man. But hell does that burn!

17

A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"

The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"

18

When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.

19

At a first date:

He: “I work with animals every day!”

She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?”

He: “I’m a butcher.”


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