What birthday gift will most offend a
A motion detector.
Pamela says on her
16th birthday: Daddy, don’t you think I’m old enough to get my drivers’
Father replies: You – yes. Our car – no.
the best for your birthday. May you live to be at least 95 and die happy and
satisfied in a warm bed, shot by a jealous husband.
Signs you are getting older: You have to
scroll down a lot before hitting your age in an online form.
Little Johnny: Mummy,
when was I born?
Mummy: 20th of April.
Little Johnny: Wow,
what a coincidence. It is the exact date when I have my birthday.
You’ve really made it if you become more than 100 years
old. Statistically, there are very few people over 100 that die.
getting warmer here or is it all the candles on your birthday cake?
Birthday Jokes and Birthday Wishes