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Birthday Jokes | Part 3 | So Cool!

Best first: You know you’re getting old when you’re still chasing women, but only downhill.
 
     
 Many years have passed since the world saw your smile for the first time. Many years.

Today you broke a world record. You’ve never been as old as you are now. Happy Birthday.
I don’t know what is with the youth today. No manners. They turn 16 and go on stupid wild parties while forgetting their mothers’ 30th birthday.
Happy birthday. In dog years, you’re dead.
Honey what do you wish for your birthday?
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I want a divorce.
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Sorry, I wasn’t intending to spend that much.

Chuck Norris ate his birthday cake before anybody had the chance to tell him that there was a stripper inside.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy birthday cake! I'm starving!
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