Many years have passed since the world saw your smile for the first
time. Many years.
Today you broke a world record. You’ve never been
as old as you are now. Happy Birthday.
Wow you survived another year. Happy birthday.
I don’t know what is with the youth today. No manners.
They turn 16 and go on stupid wild parties while forgetting their mothers’
Happy birthday. In dog years, you’re dead.
Honey what do you wish for your birthday?
want a divorce.
Sorry, I wasn’t intending to spend that much.
Chuck Norris ate his birthday cake before
anybody had the chance to tell him that there was a stripper inside.
cake! I'm starving!
Birthday Jokes and Birthday Wishes
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