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Birthday Jokes | Part 5 | Very Funny

Best first: When I was little, we were so poor the only thing I got on my birthday was one year older.
 
     
 "Wow, this birthday cake sure is crunchy."
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"It’s usually not supposed to be eaten with the plate!"

How to tell you're getting old? You visit an antique auction and get bid on by four people.
Are we becoming older and wiser?
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No, we’re becoming older and wider!
I like birthdays but I think too many can kill you.

Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. ~ Robert Orben
A word of wisdom for you on your birthday: Smile while you’ve still got teeth! Happy Birthday!

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Birthday Jokes and Birthday Wishes

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