Birthday Jokes | Part 5 | Very Funny
When I was little, we were so poor the only thing I got on my birthday was
one year older.
birthday cake sure is crunchy."
"It’s usually not supposed to be eaten
with the plate!"
How to tell you're getting old? You visit an antique
auction and get bid on by four people.
Are we becoming older and
No, we’re becoming older and wider!
I like birthdays but I think too many can
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the
preservatives they can get. ~ Robert Orben
A word of wisdom for
you on your birthday: Smile while you’ve still got teeth! Happy Birthday!
Birthday Jokes and Birthday Wishes
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