don’t get smarter when you become older. There just aren’t so many stupid
things left that you haven’t done yet.
The problem with
getting older is you get dry dreams and wet farts.
Q: What do you
give a Tasmanian devil for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd
better hope he likes it!
birthday my boy! And what would you like as a gift?
Son: A dog.
Father: I’m sorry, but you know that’s not possible.
then I want to be the father for one day and you the son.
Ok, no problem.
Son: Fantastic. Son, get dressed, we’ll go to the
animal shelter to look for a nice puppy.
You’re not getting old. You’re getting
It's my wife's birthday on Monday. I asked
her last month what she would like to get as a present. 'Oh, I don't know,'
she told me, 'anything with diamonds would be lovely.” I bet she’s going to
love her brand new set of playing cards!
best type of present?
Yet another present!
Mark your calendars
ladies and gentlemen . . . my birthday is coming!
Birthday Jokes and Birthday Wishes