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Chuck Norris Jokes | Sayings | Part 2

Best first: Chuck Norris is known to have won an argument with his wife.
Chuck Norris doesn't do fishing. He says, "You, you and you, out!" and off he goes with three fish.

Chuck Norris naps with his eyes open!
The wheelchair symbols at parking lots don't mean that the places are reserved for the disabled. They are an express warning that the place belongs to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cannot close his eyes, his eyelids are too terrified of being seen by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a little sister. Her name is Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris is so well endowed, long-distance relationships aren't a problem.

Chuck Norris keeps a diary. It's known as the Guinness Book of Records.
What happens when Chuck Norris says “Sit” to his dog?
All the people within hearing distance sit down.
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