The best jokes | Top 100
Funniest jokes, quotes and sayings:
Patient asks his doctor: “Can I take a bath with diarrhea?”
Doctor: “Yes, if you are able to fill it up. “
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my
pillow was gone.
Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?
Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?
Doctor: Because you came in
through the window instead of the door.
A man asks a
farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field
instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even
catch the 4:11 one.”
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to
take his bike away.
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a
bit of tomato sauce on her white top. "Och, I look like a pig!"
man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to
the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I
just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
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