The best jokes | Top 100
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only
10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months?
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I
crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my
bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to
take his bike away.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really
great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very
fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from,
"In the stork?"
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