The Best Jokes | Top 100
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I
crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull
sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that
newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and
handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.
Mother: Why didn’t you use a coaster!
How many gorillas can fit into a car?
chickens can fit into the car?
None, the car is already full of
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really
great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very
fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from,
"In the stork?"
jokes of all times
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