The best jokes | Top 100
Funniest jokes, quotes and sayings:
Patient asks his doctor: “Can I take a bath with diarrhea?”
Doctor: “Yes, if you are able to fill it up. “
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my
pillow was gone.
Husband: "Honey, aren't those trousers a bit too tight for you?"
Wife: "It's really funny how you pronounce 'I want to die'."
A man asks a
farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field
instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even
catch the 4:11 one.”
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming
trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to
mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato
should go in the front.
I called my woman to celebrate our first anniversary. And she just hung
up. Doesn’t our separation mean anything to her?
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to
the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet
brush for her birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks
later, it wasn't in the bathroom.
Little Johnny asked his Grandma,
“Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I gave you?”
sorry but I just didn’t like it. It was too scratchy. After all those years,
I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper.”
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