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Funniest jokes, quotes and sayings:
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at
sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
A man asks a
farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field
instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even
catch the 4:11 one.”
Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
My name is Paul.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to
take his bike away.
Oh darling, since you’ve started dieting, you’ve become such a
What do you mean, passionate? I’m looking for
Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick, “It was really great
mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff
with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem?
Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell?
Doctor: Because you came in
through the window instead of the door.
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