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Funny Clean Jokes | Part 2

The best first: What do you name a bear without an ear?
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Answer: B
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Bob: "Holy schmoozes, I just fell off a 30 ft ladder."

Jim: "No way man, are you okay?"

Bob: "Yeah, luckily I was just on the first step."
When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head.

The first one says: “You need to eat that chocolate.”

The other voice goes: “You heard. Eat the chocolate.”
Are you two twins?

No, why do you ask?

Because mommy dressed you both in the same clothes.

OK that’s enough, your driver’s license please.
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Insurance clerk: "Where were you born, sir?"

Man: "In the United States."

Insurance clerk: "OK, and which part?"

Man: "My entire body."
My wife is a bit weird. She always starts her speeches  with “Michael, are you listening to me?”
Just came home from a training session. Two hours on the treadmill did me really good. If only I could somehow stop the constant beeping and the irritated comments of the cashier.
Do you want to hear a joke backwards?

Yes…

Very good, start laughing.
The police stops a computer hardware engineer: “Your light isn’t working. You have to get off your bike.”

IT guy: “I tried that but the light still isn’t working.”
What goes through every village, over mountains, crosses rivers and deserts and yet never moves?
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A road.
Bus driver to passenger: Don’t you want to sit down?

Passenger: No, I am in a hurry.
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