Yo Mama Jokes

The best first: When yo mama goes to McDonald’s, all the other customers are asked to leave.
 
Yo Mama Jokes

The best YO MAMA JOKES

The funniest jokes about your mother :-)

Forklift Joke

Your dad drives your mama to work with a forklift.
Mama's so fat

YYour mama is so fat that if she tried to bungee jump, she'd go straight to hell!
Humor Barks

Your mother barks when someone is at the door.
So fat Easter

YYo Momma is so fat, I made a picture of her last easter and it's still printing.
Father kiss goodbye

Your mother is so ugly, your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss
 Humor Mama fat

Yo mama is so fat, last time she went for a swim in the ocean, some japanese boat tried to harpoon her.
Hilarious Moma

Yo momma's so ugly she once threw a boomerang and it refused to come back to her.
Joking Outdoor Cinema

Yo mama is so fat, she works as an outdoor cinema screen.
Laughing: so old Jurassic

Yo mama is so old her passport states her birth date as jurassic period.
Toilette humor

YYour mom yells from the toilet: "Hey everyone, I'm 3D printer!"
Mama Dog

Yo mama is so ugly that even the family dog refuses to lick her face.
selfiestickjoke

Yo mama is so fat, the selfie stick just ain't long enough for her.
Ugly Curtains

Your mom is so ugly, people break into her house just to close the curtains.
Mother Phonebook

Yo mama has more chins than a chinese phone book!
Mom jokes

Your mom works in prision as punishment.


When your mother looks out of the window, SATAN starts vomiting.
Santa Caus

WWhat does Santa Claus and your mom have in common?
<-br>The beard.
Fat Shower YOMAMA

YYo mama is so fat, when she showers, it takes the water 3 minutes to finally hit the floor.
Your Mother peep backwards

Your mother has to peep when she goes backwards.
so fat rawing machine

Yo mama is so fat she sank a rowing machine last week.
hairy stuck escalator

Yo mama is so hairy, she keeps getting stuck on the escalator.
Funny both sides from bed

Yo mama is so fat she falls from both sides of the bed.
Mom

YYour mom is so ugly, the FBI is using her as a flash grenade.
Mami Nice Guy

I met your mom yesterday, she seemed like a very nice guy.
Mustage Fire

Yes, I did spit your mother in the face but that was only because her mustache was on fire.
Moby Dick

Your mother is so fat, MOBY DICK looks like a TIC TAC next to her.
Hair Toilette

Your moms butt hair is so long she always has to fight being pulled intto the toilet when she flushes.
Stones Humour

A bus crashed into your mom. Your mom turned around and yelled: "Hey, which one of y'all threw the stone?"
Job Haunted

Yo mom looks so terrible, she went into a haunted house on a dare and came out with a new job.
Funny Lift

Yo Mamma is so fat - when she gets into a lift it only goes down.
Yo Moma Flip Flop Joke

Yo mama is so fat when she leaves the house in high heels she comes home in Flip-Flops.
Strongest

Yo mama is the stronges one in prison.
Orbit Nasa

Yo mama received an offical ban on jumping. NASA calculated there's too much of risk she'd be taking us out of orbit.
Detour

Yo mama is so fat she has to put a "Detour" sign around her neck when she goes out for  walk.
Sun give up

Yo mama once lit her fart. The sun said,"I give up!"
Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is afraid of your mother.
Vertigo Stomach

When your mother lies on her stomach, she gets vertigo.
Funny Poster

We don't need a wall to protect the US. We can just put up a line of posters of your mom.
Pocket Money

Yo mama steals your pocket money.
Motherskunk

When your mom farts, even the skunks outside have problems breathing.
Walmart

TThey banned your mother from Walmart.
Hairy

Yo mama has legs like a gazelle. Maybe not as thin but definitely that hairy.
Ugly Mirrow

Your mother is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the mirror gasps, "Whoa, no, I quit!"
Pretty

When I see yo mama, I feel pretty again.
Bob the Builder Fun

Bob the builder once saw your mum, he said, "No, we can't fix this!"
Sea World

Yo mama is so fat she had to be baptized in SEA World.
Darken School

Your mom is so fat she darkens our classroom every time she comes to pick you up from school.
Door frame YoMama

How do you get your momma in the house?
-
You grease the door frames.
More Mother Jokes
YMS
name is Joe and she's the hairiest in the zoo.
YM
goes swimming. All kids are screaming, "Who's going to get to the island first!
YM
has to comb her back.
YM
is so fat and old that when God said, "Let there be light," he had to ask her to move out of the way.
YM
is so fat she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says, "OK."
YM
so fat, she needs two SD cards when she wants to save a selfie.
YMS
butt hair is so long it regularly gets stuck in her zipper.
YMS
armpits are so hairy she looks like she has two hippies in a headlock.
YM
is so fat when she steps on the scale, it goes: "We don't do livestock".
YM
is so fat when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven and had to go to hell.
YM
is so fat, she’s round even in Minecraft.
Until
YM
was born, whales had no natural enemies.
YM
is so stupid. She gets a second opinion from the same doctor.
You know why
YM
has such a flat head in the back?
-
Because the toilet cover keeps falling on her head when she’s drinking.
YM
is so fat she's on both sides of your family!
YM
is so hideous, she once went to a hair salon and told the hairdresser to cut her hair - and then she opened her blouse!
The zoo called. They want
YM
back.
YM
so big, she was born between the 13th and 17th December.
When
YM
farts, the volcano says impressed: Holy Smokes!!
YM
is so old her birth certificate is made out in Roman numerals.
If somebody were to light up one of
YMS
farts, that would be the end of all life on Earth.
YM
works for Weight Watchers as the "Before" picture.
YM
so fat she uses a boomerang to get her belt on.
YM
sings pirate songs on the toilet.
When
YM
goes to the zoo, she throws feces at the apes.
YM
is so fat, when she falls down in Wyoming, a bike falls down in China.
YM
so fat, when she falls on her back, she’s still the same height as before.
YMS
so fat, Ebola wouldn't know where to start.
YM
buys the All You Can Eat Menu twice.
YM
so ugly, when she sits down on a sandy beach, cats try to bury her.
YM
is so fat – she puts on a gray T-shirt and people mistake her for the Death Star.
YM
has to wear a muzzle when she goes out for a walk.
Even
YMS
tapeworms have diabetes.
YM
is so poor that ducks throw bread at her!
YM
is twice the man you’ll ever be.
When
YM
farts in the cinema, she gets a private viewing.
YM
is so poor, she runs after the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Does your dad have this really long, bushy beard?
(No)
Oh, then I saw
YM
at the shops yesterday.
YM
collects ugly children.
YM
is so fat that when the world goes down, people can still live on her.
Why can't
YM
die?
-
She is so fat, Death can't get to her.
Every time your dog farts in the car,
YM
rolls up the windows.
YM
is so fat, she sits next to everybody in the cinema!

 Hunting with
YM
is dead easy. Whatever animal sees her gets paralyzed on the spot.
YM
so fat, when she walks past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.
If
YM
hadn’t jumped in the pool, NASA wouldn't have found water on Mars.
YM
so fat she shakes down the prices just by walking through WalMart.
YM
is so ugly she can stop a mob. 
YM
is so old and ugly that when the Lord said, “Let there be light”, he immediately followed it with “Holy mackerel, wtf is that!”
YM
is so fat that when her doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease, he gave her five years to live.
YM
so mean, she uses yo mama jokes on orphans.
YM
went on a diet the other week. Everybody was happy and the world hunger was over.
YM
was really fat. I mean, before she was buried, the earth was still flat!
It hasn’t been fully established yet whether
YM
lives on Earth, or whether the Earth lives on your mother.
YMS
back hair so thick, she ruined your neighbor’s rake the other day trying to comb it.
YM
is so overweight she once boarded a train and the train couldn’t start rolling.






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