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Knock Knock Jokes!

A new one first: Knock, Knock.
 
Who’s there?

Leaf!

Leaf who?

Leaf the house, you’re not the owner anymore!
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The Best Knock Knock Jokes for Adults and Children



Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hunt somebody down.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Tank.

Tank Who?

You’re welcome.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Um, no thanks.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

OMG. You said you will never forget.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?
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Cook.
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Cook who?
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Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris locked, why do you think I’m knocking?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Déja.

Déja who?

Knock knock.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

FBI.

FBI who?

We are asking the questions here!
Funny Knock Knock Pun

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

No-one.

No-one who?
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(Remain silent)
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Yaaaa.
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Yaaaa who?
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I’m happy to see you too.
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Who

Who who?

Are you an owl?!
Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Tense/dramatic musical background.

Tense/dramatic musical background who?

...DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda lady.

Yoda lady who?

Good job yodeling!
Knock Knock.
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Who’s there?
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Love.
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Love who?
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Love me!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Grandpa.

Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Wood.
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Wood who?
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Away with ye and your devilish dolls!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you! Give me your money!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow wh-

Moooooo!
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Beats.

Beats who?

Beats me.
Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Tomato.

Tomato who?

Tomatoes don't have last names, silly.
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Butt.
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Butt who?
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pffffffffff.....
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Your beloved grandma.

Your beloved grandma who?

Ungrateful brat!
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Neto.
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Neto who?
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Neto pee. Please open the door!

Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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The annoying parrot.
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The annoying parrot who?
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The annoying parrot who?

Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Moe.
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Moe who?
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Moe Lester, let me in kiddo.

Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Jesus.
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Jesus who?
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Jesus, are you kidding me? Just open the door.

Knock knock.

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Who’s there?

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Repeat.

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Repeat who?

-

Who! Who! Who!
Knock Knock.
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Who’s there?
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Saad.
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Saad who?
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Sad that you don’t know me anymore.

Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Behind.
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Behind who?
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Behind you – I used the back door.
Party Barbie Knocking


Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Rupert Pippslebum.

Rupert Pippslebum who?

And exactly how many Rupert Pippslebums do you know?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Aaahh.

Aaahh who?

A big bad wolf, apparently.
Knock knock!

Who's there?

Hawaii.

Hawaii who?

I'm very well, thank you so much, and Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, I knock.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Winnie the Pooh.

Winnie the Pooh who?

No seriously, Winnie the Pooh right now, let us in or it lands on your doormat!
Knock Knock Grammar Nazi


Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the village idiot's residence.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.
Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Notfunny.
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Notfunny who?
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Notfunny at all.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Icing.

Icing who?

Icing (choose your favorite song and sing it with full gusto and volume).
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Marie.

Marie who?

Marie me!
Knock-knock jokes are fun, the person who came up with them should definitely get a No-Bell prize.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Suspense.

Suspense who?


 
Would it be morally wrong to tell a knock-knock joke to a homeless guy?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

Um, no, you still need to practice a bit more if you want to be Santa at the mall this year.

Unexpected Knock Knock Twist

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cereal.

Cereal who?

Cereal killer. Let me in.
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owls say.

Owls say who?

Yep, that they do.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.

Will you remember me in a second?
Yes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?

You forgot me already!!!
funny knock joke


Knock, knock.
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Who’s there?
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Theo.
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Theo who?
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Theo Coffee?
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe!

Wooden shoe who?

And wooden shoe like to hear another knock-knock joke!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Kiss.

Kiss who?

Kiss the grandma!!!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Aww don’t be such a crybaby!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

A pile-up.

A pile-up who?

Oh no, yuck!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Urine

Urine who?

Urine trouble?
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

George Washington

George Washington who?

Your parents should get back the money they put into your education!
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The interrupting doctor.

The interr…

You've got cancer.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Control freak.

Co…

You should say “Control freak who” now.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A psychiatrist.

Psychiatrist who?

Oh, is that denial?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Mom and Dad.

Mom and Dad who?

Exactly son, you are adopted.
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Me.

Me who?

Oh, having an identity crisis, are you?
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Doorbell repairman.

Doorbell repairman who?

Every. Single. Freaking. Time!!!


 


 
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