The Best of Chuck Norris Jokes, Facts and Sayings!
Chuck Norris' computer has no Backspace button. Chuck Norris makes no
Chuck Norris actually solves problems with the Windows Troubleshooter.
Chuck Norris doesn't pet any animals. Animals pet themselves when he
Chuck Norris to Darth Vader: “I am your father, Darth.”
Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people.
Chuck Norris had a court appointment. But the judge didn't dare to show
Chuck Norris can spread crunchy peanut butter on a slice of soft toast
When Chuck Norris enters the room, even the chairs are standing up.
Chuck Norris seasons his steaks with
Chuck Norris and God had a fist fight once.
Have you ever seen God?
Chuck Norris is still getting updates for Windows XP.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He got it without a single
Chuck Norris doesn't ever call the wrong number.
The person just answers the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris doesn’t fly in an airplane. The airplane flies around him.
Recently, a police patrol stopped Chuck Norris when he was driving along.
They got off with only a warning.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. He got it back the next
Chuck Norris has a Grizzly bear rug. The bear is alive, but it's too
scared to move.
Chuck Norris once had an arm-wrestling competition with Superman. The bet
was that the loser has to then wear his underwear on top of his trousers.
Crop circles aren’t alien creations. They are places where Chuck Norris has
been practicing his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris has his own joke category.
Chuck Norris is so manly, even his chest hair has chest hair.
When Chuck Norris walks across the meadow, he doesn’t smell the flowers. The
flowers smell him.
Chuck Norris hasn't filled his gas tank in
decades. His car drives on respect.
Chuck is able to slam a revolving door.
of the best Chuck Norris jokes