Bad Jokes | Part 5 (Terrible Humor)

Groans and Giggles: The Most Hilariously Horrible Jokes

Why are eggs not very much into jokes?
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Because they could crack up.

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Why is it scary when a computer turns into a zombie.
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It has many mega-bites.

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I never knew eggs were good for the eyes, but my cousin claims they gave him eggcelent vision.

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A cat meets a fox in the forest.

The fox asks the cat why she smells so dreadful.

The cat replies, “I was walking by a pooping bear and he asked me if my fur makes fuzz. I said no. So he wiped his butt with me.”

The fox wonders: “So how come you’re still in such a good mood?”

“Well” the cat replies, “When he was done with me, he asked the hedgehog.”

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What would you call a very funny mountain?
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"Hill Arious"

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Question: What is green and has big, sturdy wheels?
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Answer: The grass. The wheels were a lie.

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I was devastated to hear that Peter died. Are you coming to his funeral?
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And why should I? He’s not coming to mine, either.

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Why do we consider chickens as friendly animals?
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Because they lay their eggs instead of throwing them.

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Oh, they were laughing when I told them I’m becoming a stand-up comedian. Well, ha! They’re not laughing now!

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My wife told me I'm crazy. That’s just stupid! I don't even have a wife.

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