Bad Jokes | Part 6 (Funny Groaners)

We Know They're AWEFUL, But We LOVE our Bad Jokes

Where do you bring sick horses?
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Into the horsespital

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I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain.

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How did the cat get the first prize at a bird show?

Somebody didn’t shut the champion’s cage properly.

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Why don‘t cannibals eat divorced women?

Because they’re bitter.

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Question: I have an extra-large nose, three eyes and thirty teeth. What am I?
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Answer: Ugly

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I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.

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Question: Why did the cow cross the road?
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Answer: It wanted to go to the mooovies.

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A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it because the thief was still spending considerably less than his wife.

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What is yellow and can’t swim?
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An excavator.
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Did you find it funny?
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No.
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Neither did the excavator operator.

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