Best Redneck Jokes | Part 5 *

Yeah, it’s all fun about the rednecks – until the zombie apocalypse. Then you need them.

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Q: How did the redneck die from drinking milk? A: The cow lay down.

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Redneck: I like to eat my tacos over a tortilla. When stuff falls out, BOOM, I have a burrito.

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How many rednecks does it take eat a possum? Two. One to eat, the other one to watch out for cars.

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Q: What does a bottle of beer and a redneck have in common?

A: Nothing in there from the neck up.

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Q: What do you have when you get 28 rednecks in one trailer?

A: A complete set of teeth.

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Want to get a redneck in a fit of rage?

Say you’ve lost all his meth.

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Redneck’s famous last words?

“You hold mah beer and watch this!”

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Q: Why are redneck murders the toughest to crack?

A: Highly matching DNA in all suspects and no dental records.

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