keep a redneck busy (please see above)
Redneck pick up lines:
1. Hey, you wanna come to me? The bed is
still warm from mah brother.
2. Did you fart? ‘Cause you just blew me
3. Did you just touch my butt? Nah? Pity!
4. Oh baby,
you are cooler than a set of snow chains.
5. Girl, I want you more
than a new set of monster truck wheels.
6. Maybe you ain’t the most
beautiful girl around but hey, true love’s just a light switch away.
7. Are you fertile?
8. You are so beautiful – you would fit perfectly
in my trailer.
9. Shame I’ve got diabetes. You’re so sweet I would
eat you right away.
10. Say, does this smell like chloroform to ya?
11. You owe me a beer. I dropped mine when I saw you.
12. You look so
familiar... are we related?
13. Hey wow! Are those real?
14. Would you like to increase my family’s genepool?
1 to America, how free are you tonight?
16. I’m no weatherman but I
think you'll totally get quite a few inches tonight.
17. Can I show
you my collection of monster truck wheels?
18. So, you say you can
lift a pig under each arm, gal?
What is long and hard for a redneck? The fourth grade!
Rednecks never brush their teeth. They brush their tooth.
What is a redneck dressed really smart? Artificial intelligence.
of the Redneck Jokes
* A small note: It is really NOT OK to use REDNECK JOKES, even
though they're hilarious, to make people feel bad. In that game,
nobody ever wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, no-one will ever win any friends this way.
Everything you give out influences you sooner or later, so
better give out something positive. And the same time - enjoy
these truly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic