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One Liners | Part 4

The best first: When everything’s coming your way – perhaps you’re in the wrong direction on the highway?
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Funny One Liners

I have clean conscience. I haven’t used it once till now.

Chocolate is the best investment. You buy 100 g – you gain 2 kg!
 It’s all a matter of viewpoint. 250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury. Fat? No. I’m just not on the right planet.
A cannibal came home late to family dinner. He got the cold shoulder.
 I do say no to drugs. It’s just they’re not so good at listening.
 You can’t fire me! Slaves can only be sold!!

Do I look like a suppository?
So why am I expected to crawl up my boss’s ass?
Joke woman

 “The trouble with internet quotes is that it’s extremely hard to ascertain their true origin.”
Martin Luther King
Pig joke

 That awkward moment when you enthusiastically try to tickle somebody who isn’t ticklish.
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