Cons: If I feel like it, I can go and have a nap…
The light of the moon is just a reflection of the sun, right?
come vampires don’t burn in the night?
A 100 years ago, nearly everyone had a horse and only the rich people had
cars. These days, nearly everyone has a car and only the rich people have
horses. (Oh, did the stables turn…)
f you have average reading skills, you cannot look at a word in your
language without reading it.
When you add one train to one train – you still get one train!
When you hear that somebody has a striking personality – could it just be a
mild way of saying he’s a violent jerk?!
The older generation can discount the digital world all they like, but they
cannot deny that checking your bank account balance naked in the middle of
the night was a much more stressful activity in the good old days.
Do they have coffee breaks in a tea factory?
Why do you need to make an appointment with a fortune teller?
They sell a face cream that promises to take 20 years off of you. Is that
life-threatening for a 19-year-old?
Why do I have to click Start in Windows when I’m trying to shut down the
If a toy from the Toy Story died, the children wouldn't really be aware of
that and all the other toys would be forced to witness the children playing
with their friend's corpse.
Light switches also work as dark switches.
Do truck drivers have a glare fight during the 10 minutes that one spends
overtaking the other?
Your belly button is your old mouth.
What if stones are just super nervous organisms and only get all tense when
we touch them?
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