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Chuck Norris’ wife always immediately tells him why she’s angry.
As Chuck Norris was leaving for college, he took his father aside and told
him: “Good luck, dad. You’re the man of the family now.”
Norris shot 57 terrorists with two shots. The first one was a warning shot.
There are, in fact, three sides to The Force. The dark
side, the light side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once
made an onion cry.
Do you think Godzilla would win over
I guess we’ll never find out. There’s not much chance Chuck
Norris would let his pets fight each other.
doesn’t have an alcohol problem.
But alcohol has a Chuck Norris
Zombies were invented by Chuck Norris.
Because killing his enemies only once just wasn’t fun enough.
There was a time when Yoda was a 6 ft tall warrior with regular speech
Then he used the Force on Chuck Norris.
Most people blow bubbles with bubble gums.
Chuck Norris can
blow bubbles with T-bone steaks.
Forget Chuck Norris. Sponge
Bob can grill underwater!
You know that saying, “Nobody’s
perfect”? Chuck Norris takes it as a personal insult.
know that saying, “Nobody’s perfect”? Chuck Norris takes it as a personal
Chuck Norris can color a coloring book …. WITH A
The scientists have finally
agreed on what the Big Bang really was.
Chuck Norris sneezed.
When Chuck Norris was born, he bit off the umbilical cord himself.
Chuck Norris once had a race with time.
And who won?
time is still running, isn’t it?
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