Three statistical mathematicians go hunting deer. They finally track
down a beautiful one, but the first mathematician shoots two feet to the
left. The other mathematician misses him by two feet to the right.
All three start high-fiving each other.
God created economists so that meteorologists wouldn’t feel so bad.
Two boys are talking about WWII:
“My grandpa made it through a
“So did mine. But he didn’t last through the
Every evening I assure myself that 5 hours of sleep is more than enough for
a healthy, non-wuss adult.
Every morning, I could punch myself in the
face for that.
Heisenberg and Schrödinger are driving together when all of a sudden they
run over a cat. Heisenberg is shocked and starts to get out of the car to
see what happened to the kitty.
“Are you mad?!” Schrödinger grabs his
sleeve, “are you trying to kill the poor thing?!”
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