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Geek Jokes | Part 3

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How many surrealists do you need to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to turn the chameleon, the other to sing clock-ticking to the color green.

Considering that most people get buried in suits, any zombie apocalypse is likely to be a rather formal affair.
Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
You think it’s a coincidence?
Funny Archaeologist Perspective

I have to bring this book about electrons back to the library.

If I don’t, there might be a charge.
Which US state has rounded ends and is high in the middle?
Q: How many software specialists are needed to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Not a single one. It’s a hardware issue.
Chuck Norris can talk about the Fight Club.
What did one orphan say to another?
“Oh just go get the Batmobile, will you Robin.”
What did one DNA ask another DNA?
Do you think these genes make my bum look fat?
I find it so pretentious when students of engineering call themselves engineers…

It’s not like medical students walk around calling themselves doctors or liberal arts students referring to themselves as unemployed, is it?
Who the hell is Rorschach and why did he paint so many pictures of my mother?!
Dyslexia killed a vampire hunter one sad night when he attacked a vampire with a steak.
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What does your ex and slinky have in common? It’s nice to watch either fall down the stairs.
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