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Geek Jokes | Part 2

The best first: There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary, and those who don’t.
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Any mushroom can be eaten. The trick is to find those mushrooms that can be eaten more than once.

Now that he’s dead, everyone pretends they were soooo into Stephen Hawking.

I bet you they couldn’t even name five of his songs if you asked them.
In a Soviet prison library:

I’m sorry, we don’t have the book you wanted. But we do have its author!
 Remember, before internet, how everybody thought the cause of dumbness was limited access to information?“
A public swimming pool.

Or, as I like to call it, homeopathic urinotherapy facility.
What’s a cure for anorexia?

Pshah, it’s a piece of cake.
  What’s the only job you can lose when you put in too many shifts?

Assembly line at a keyboard factory.
Chuck Norris rewrote the periodic table.

He added the element of surprise.
Do you have a cat? And are you not a fan of house chores?
Here’s a little tip: Make your cat full of static electricity by rubbing her with a balloon and then use a laser pointer to have her go on all your dusty shelves and surfaces.
There you go, dusting is a chore of yesterday.
My IT cousin decided to become a doctor. I hope she never tries the switch-off – switch-back-on approach in the ICU.
A German driver was pulled over on a Polish highway by the local police.
Polish policeman: "What’s your name, sir?"
German: "Helmut Rauchbraucher."
Policeman: "OK. Age?"

Helmut: "53."

Policeman: "Occupation?"

Helmut: "Oh no, I’m only visiting."
Worst way to comfort a grammar Nazi?
They’re, their.
North Korea recently changed their volume measurement system. The liter is now only to be called the dear liter.
How many Schrödingers does it take to change a light bulb?
You won’t know until you try.
I got Pavlov in my exam but I couldn’t remember who that that dude was. His name really didn’t ring a bell.
My friend wrote a book on poltergeists, it’s simply flying off the shelves.

I tried to cross-breed cows and hyenas for my PhD thesis. Not such a great idea, the result was a laughing stock for the whole university.
The adjective of quiz is quizzical, right?

So what’s the adjective of test?

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