Chuck Norris donates blood every month. Just not his own.
Chuck Noris died... but he's already feeling a lot better!
There are 156 things in a room Chuck Norris could kill you with, the room
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with well-done beef steaks.
In the Star Wars they always say “May the Force be with you.” They
actually mean Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed the Dead Sea.
Chuck Norris doesn’t bother with sunscreen. If he’s had enough tan, he just
looks at the Sun and says, “No!”
Once, a false alarm was
raised when a bystander thought Chuck Norris was attempting to slit his
wrists. He was just sharpening his knives.
First Part of the best Chuck Norris jokes