Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack – the heart is
smarter than to even dream of attacking him.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth away from
Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits.
Chuck Norris is so well endowed, long-distance relationships aren't a
Chuck Norris got lost in a forest once. Nobody’s seen that forest since.
Chuck Norris can fart even when he has diarrhea.There are no steroids in baseball, only players Chuck Norris breathed on.
of the best Chuck Norris jokes