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Short Chuck Norris Jokes | Part 7

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Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack – the heart is smarter than to even dream of attacking him.

Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. Chuck Norris pushes the Earth away from him.
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Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits.
Chuck Norris is so well endowed, long-distance relationships aren't a problem.
Chuck Norris got lost in a forest once. Nobody’s seen that forest since.
Chuck Norris can fart even when he has diarrhea.
There are no steroids in baseball, only players Chuck Norris breathed on.
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