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Chuck Norris has been to Mars already; he’s the reason there are no signs of life.
Mr. Norris doesn't use condoms. There is no protection against Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born to his aunt because nobody would dare to date his mother.
Chuck Norris once told his grandma that he wants three dumplings – AND HE ONLY GOT THREE DUMPLINGS!
When Chuck Norris farts, the world becomes a warmer place.
Or the Islands, as they are now known.
What happens when Chuck Norris says “Sit” to his dog?
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All the people within hearing distance sit down.
There was a rumor circulating once that Chuck Norris lost a fight with a pirate. That is naturally nonsense. It turned out that Chuck Norris started this rumor himself to attract more pirates.
Chuck Norris had a word with Kim Jong Un. Kim is now preparing his people for an even dearer leader.
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