Yo mama's so fat when she steps on the scale,
it goes: "We don't do livestock".
Your mama's so fat that if she tried
to bungee jump, she’d go straight to hell!
Yo mama is so fat when she died, she broke the stairway to heaven and had to go
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of your family!
Yo mama's so fat every time she takes a walk in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama is so hideous, she once went to a hair salon and told the
hairdresser to cut her hair - and then she opened her blouse!
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* A small note. It's NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES,
hilarious as they are, against actual people. Putting people
down is a game nobody really wins, even when others laugh with you at the
time, it has never won anybody any friends.
do will have an influence on you, so better give out
something positive. And while you're doing that, enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!