People jog around your mum for exercise.
Your mom has to comb her back.
Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said, "Let there be light," he had
to ask her to move out of the way.
Yo mama's name is
Joe and she's the hairiest in the zoo.
Your mother is so fat she looks at the menu in a restaurant and simply says,
Yo mama so fat, she needs two SD cards when
she wants to save a selfie.
Your mom’s butt hair is so long
it regularly gets stuck in her zipper.
When yo mama comes
home, the family dog is hiding.
Yo mama's armpits are so
hairy she looks like she has two hippies in a headlock.
called - your mom is too fat!
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* A small note: It is NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES,
even the really funny ones, to make actual people feel crap. Nobody really wins
a game like that and even when people laugh with you at the
time, it has never gotten anybody any friends.
give out will have an influence on you, sooner or later, so better give out
something positive. And while you're doing that, why not enjoy these truly
mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!