Yo mama so fat, earthquake warning was issued when
she went out for a walk.
Your mother is so ugly, when she looks in
the mirror, the mirror gasps, "Whoa, no, I quit!"
Your mother's so fat, Moby Dick looks like
a Tic Tac next to her.
Your mother barks when someone is at the door.
Yo mama is so fat when she leaves the house in high heels, she comes home in
Yo mama's so fat.... even Dora can’t explore her.
Your mam is so fat, she's even bullied by fat people.
Yo mama is the strongest one in prison.
Yo mama so big, when she puts on a yellow raincoat, people yell ‘TAXI!!’.
Your mama is so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Chuck Norris is afraid of your mother.
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* A little note: It is very much NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES,
even though they are hilarious, to make actual people feel crap. In that
game, nobody wins and even when people laugh with you at the
time, you'll never get any real friends that way.
send out will have an influence on you, so better send out
something positive. And while you're at it, enjoy these horribly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!