Yo mama's so fat, last time she went for a swim in the ocean, some Japanese
boat tried to harpoon her.
When your mom sits on an iPhone it becomes an iPad.
Yo mama's so fat, her bellybutton gets home quarter of an hour before she does.
Yo mama so old, her passport states her birth date as “Jurassic Period”.
Yo mama so ugly she can scare the shit out of a toilet bowl.
Yo mama grocery shops at McDonalds.
Yo mama has legs like a gazelle. Maybe not as thin but
definitely that hairy.
your mother looks out of the window, Satan starts vomiting.
Yo mama's so fat she sank a
rowing machine last week.
Yo mama so fat, when she showers, it takes the water 3 minutes to finally
hit the floor.
Your mama is so old her birth certificate
is made out in Roman numerals.
I met your mom yesterday, she seemed like a very nice guy.
Yes, I did spit your mother in the face but that was only because her
mustache was on fire.
Your mama's so old, they didn’t even study history when she went to school.
Your mom is so ugly, the FBI is using her as a
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* A small note: It is NOT OK to use YO MAMA JOKES,
although they're very funny, to make actual people feel bad.
People may laugh with you, but you'll never get any friends that
give out has an influence on you, so best give out
something positive. And while you're doing that, enjoy these
disgustingly mean and ridiculously funny jokes, for academic purposes!