A guy asked at a skydiving school, "If the chute doesn't open and the reserve
doesn't open either, how long until we hit the ground?"
looked at him and said, "The rest of your life."
But mum, I don't want to go to America.
- Hush child and keep swimming.
Q: Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
A: To get to
the second hand shop.
Why have trips to England become so popular with Siamese twins?
gives the other one a chance to drive a car, too.
Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk. One
takes out his wallet and starts flipping through the pictures.
"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. This here is my second son. He's
also a martyr!"
The second Arab nods, “They blow
up so fast, don't they?"
Two cannibals are chewing a clown. One says to the other: "Hey, does it
taste kinda funny to you?"
A man visits a doctor for a checkup. When it’s over, the doctor tells him he
has bad news. "You have only six months to live."
The man digests it for a
while and then says, "There's just one thing I can do, I have to become
Surprised, the doctor asks, "But you've been a patriotic
American all your life, why would you become a Communist now?"
The man says,
"Better when one of them dies than one of us!"
A Chinese boy pleads with his Grandpa, “Granddad, can I have a dog?
Two hours later says Grandpa, “Enjoy your
meal, my boy.”
I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb
two or three times before she finally got it.
Man is asked at the hospital:
How tall are you?
I’m very sorry, but I’m not the doctor. I’m the
Two turkeys are looking at the sky at dusk and one asks the other: „Do you
believe in life after Christmas?“
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