A doctor tells a patient, "Sir, you are highly contagious
and must be placed in isolation. Until we get in contact with the Center for Disease Control and Prevention, your diet
will consist of pizza and fried eggs."
"Will that help me get better
again?" asks the patient.
"Not really. But it's the only thing we can
shove in under the door."
Black humor is like a pair of healthy kidneys.
A doctor walks in a cemetery one afternoon when a hand shoots
through the earth and grabs his ankle. A hollow voice speaks from underneath
the ground, "You're a doctor, right? Do you have anything against
Mother: Son, why aren't you talking to Mark anymore? You used to be
really good friends.
Son: Well would you like to talk to someone
who is kind of stupid, is using drugs and is drinking alcohol every day?
Mother: Of course not!
Son: Well neither would he.
Question: I have an extra-large nose, three eyes and thirty teeth. What
A guy had to move abroad and had to sell his dog. The new owner asks,
“And does he like little kids?”
“Sure, but it’s cheaper to just
buy him dog biscuits.”
Black humor is a lot like food really. Not everyone gets it.
Is it tasteless to ask a homeless guy if he likes house music?
At a birth center:
Heavily breathing woman: How long does it
usually take for the child to be out since the start of the labor pains?
Midwife: About 18 years.
They say you cannot outrun a bear. True, but don’t panic, usually it is
enough to outrun the chubbiest member of your hiking group.
Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, "I say, Bill,
your wife really makes a great meal."
Around 50% of our youth sees the future in a positive way. The other half
doesn’t have the money to buy the drugs.
How did the dentist suddenly become a brain surgeon?
A slip of the hand.
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